laughingsquid:

Harold

Stop trying to make cat happen. It isn’t going to happen.—Reid Lewis

universitycoop:

UT graduation is right around the corner! Hook ‘Em! 

universitycoop:

UT graduation is right around the corner! Hook ‘Em! 

(Source: tazzmarazz)

How come 6th through 11th grade was a boypalooza and then this past year has been nothing but table for 1?

mochacafe:

via glossfixation

mochacafe:

via glossfixation

Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight

Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.

(Source: glowinthedarkdildo)

bad atheist: lol I don't believe in god and if you do YOU'RE A BIG BIG DUMB!!!!! and also a loser lol good luck with your dumb illusions dummy
good atheist: I don't believe in god but if you do then I respect you and your beliefs
bad christian: LOL EVERYONE OF YOU DUMB DUMB SINNEERS ARE GOIN DOOOOOOWN DOWN DOWN TO DEVIL TOWN LOLOLOL have fun burning for all of eternity LOSER
good christian: I believe in god but if you don't then I still respect you and your beliefs
when if first read this i read it as if BED atheist lol